so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
i can’t imagine people seeing the 50 shades of grey movie and feeling comfortable like the theaters will probably filled with horny middle aged women that is a very uncomfortable thought